I should be banned from fandom.
Guy Gardner and Tora Olafsdotter
I will never ship canon, will I?
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen this
monthyear. Holy fuck, please do ship it. <3
THIS IS FOR TOAST
Or more like flying, fighting or just plain being in ridiculous poses.
I promised the fine people of the fandom a Christmas present, I hope it’s worthy of your attention.
I don’t understand
how does your body work
are you sure
I know Hal’s slender waist is legendary, but you can’t possibly pull this pose off without the help of a wormhole
his face says it all
??? ?,? ?
your body moves in mysterious ways
how do those motion lines correlate wi- you know what, nevermind
when a wild Hal meets an unmoveable force head-first, his natural reaction is to thrust out his butt
I LOVE THIS ARTIST
Hal, no, Parallax is already lusting after you in the creepiest of ways, stop showing off for him
just close your legs already!
I’m asking you that same question
I know all of Hal’s villains want to bone him but this is ridiculous
I can’t with you and your butt anymore
MORE LIMBO FEVER (text may or may not be edited)
Hal is a strong, empowered, independent Lantern
it’s really hard to talk about these panels without focusing on his butt okay
poor Itty must be so confused
I need a
drinkbreak from this so have a Hal nannying alien starfish babies, courtesy of ChaoticBlades
(you guys don’t understand, there were literally hundreds of panels I could have posted. Man, I love Silver Age art for all the wrong reasons. Alas, that means I couldn’t find that much hilarity about the other Lanterns or I simply had the wrong comics to work with, so feel free to add stuff.)
Guy went and became a naga
even more limbo fever!(??!)
(Overcoming fear as a requirement to become a GL? Pffft. All you need is a fab botty and you are in.)
“diving into action” huh? (I’m so sorry)
look at this work of art and tell me you don’t want it framed and on your wall
you took flying lessons from Hal, didn’t you?
or from Guy…
tho Guy was right when he said John and Hal fly like ballerinas
this is almost as awful as the comic I took it from
so here, admire John’s serious moves instead
if you insist
I can believe Hal does this, but I thought better of you, John
not funny, just adorable
are you a snake
it’s not fair that I include falling-on-their-ass panels too but they are hilar
super sneaky Kyle Rayner
pretty pretty Kyle Rayner
our hero, shining bright for everyone
Kyle shouldn’t be allowed near an airfield without Hal holding his hand - but then again we know what happens when Kyle and Hal are on an airfield together
if you view the above three panels in quick succession, they somehow become funnier
he is in control of the situation. really
there is nothing that isn’t ridiculous about this
he meets with the Silver Surfer once in a meh crossover and he insists on using this pose for like 10 issues
typical Lantern. his hips and shoulders don’t need to face in the same direction to fight efficiently
I ran out of bad jokes.
Thank you for your attention.