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illbebackinaflash:

I should be banned from fandom. 

pollyguo:

Guy Gardner and Tora Olafsdotter

33blackbirds:

illbebackinaflash:

I will never ship canon, will I? 

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen this month year. Holy fuck, please do ship it. <3

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okelleok:

THIS IS FOR TOAST

akumastrife:

crylin:

Green Lanterns Guy Gardner and Kyle Rayner XD

I’m not sorry at all

33blackbirds:

bonercrimes:

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Lanterns flying in ridiculous poses

33blackbirds:

Or more like flying, fighting or just plain being in ridiculous poses. 

I promised the fine people of the fandom a Christmas present, I hope it’s worthy of your attention.

Hal:

I don’t understand

how

how does your body work

are you sure

I know Hal’s slender waist is legendary, but you can’t possibly pull this pose off without the help of a wormhole

his face says it all

??? ?,? ?

?!?!?!?!?!?!

your body moves in mysterious ways

how do those motion lines correlate wi- you know what, nevermind

u ok

when a wild Hal meets an unmoveable force head-first, his natural reaction is to thrust out his butt

I LOVE THIS ARTIST

Hal, no, Parallax is already lusting after you in the creepiest of ways, stop showing off for him

Hal honey…

Hal please…

seriously

really now

come on

sigh

just close your legs already!

I’m asking you that same question

I know all of Hal’s villains want to bone him but this is ridiculous

I can’t with you and your butt anymore

LIMBO FEVER

MORE LIMBO FEVER (text may or may not be edited)

Hal is a strong, empowered, independent Lantern

oh Hal…

OH JESUS

hehe

precious idiot

majestic

…

…

it’s really hard to talk about these panels without focusing on his butt okay

poor Itty must be so confused

I need a drink break from this so have a Hal nannying alien starfish babies, courtesy of ChaoticBlades

(you guys don’t understand, there were literally hundreds of panels I could have posted. Man, I love Silver Age art for all the wrong reasons. Alas, that means I couldn’t find that much hilarity about the other Lanterns or I simply had the wrong comics to work with, so feel free to add stuff.)

Guy:

what

Guy went and became a naga

even more limbo fever!(??!)

(Overcoming fear as a requirement to become a GL? Pffft. All you need is a fab botty and you are in.)

um……………

“diving into action” huh? (I’m so sorry)

 

look at this work of art and tell me you don’t want it framed and on your wall

John:

you took flying lessons from Hal, didn’t you?

or from Guy…

tho Guy was right when he said John and Hal fly like ballerinas

whatta diva

this is almost as awful as the comic I took it from

so here, admire John’s serious moves instead

yes

if you insist

I can believe Hal does this, but I thought better of you, John

not funny, just adorable

Kyle:

are you a snake

it’s not fair that I include falling-on-their-ass panels too but they are hilar

super sneaky Kyle Rayner

pretty pretty Kyle Rayner

our hero, shining bright for everyone

Kyle shouldn’t be allowed near an airfield without Hal holding his hand - but then again we know what happens when Kyle and Hal are on an airfield together

if you view the above three panels in quick succession, they somehow become funnier

werk it

he is in control of the situation. really

there is nothing that isn’t ridiculous about this

he meets with the Silver Surfer once in a meh crossover and he insists on using this pose for like 10 issues

typical Lantern. his hips and shoulders don’t need to face in the same direction to fight efficiently

see?

I ran out of bad jokes.

Thank you for your attention.

33blackbirds:

(pollums @lj)

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